2009 WTC line up of TEAM EMOAJ

The Eternal Ministry of Art and Jump

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No vision of beauty perhaps, but TEAM EMOAJ is geared up and standing by! We have been collecting our strength, to a Ministerial level and above -- and where there is a will, there is an "or". Last years competition failure is agent history. As far as the 2008 defeat we have only one comment, which also is the chosen motto for TEAM EMOAJ in the 2009 World Telekinesis Competition: "The true nature of a man is decided in a battle between his conscious mind and the desires of his subconscious." That said it is evident that the team somehow and for some reason sabotaged the whole game for themselves. perhaps out of misguided chivalry... For TEAM EMOAJ Telekinesis is as evident as time itself; "we can't see it, but we can feel it pass". And as it also have been said about the brave, they are the ones that see what they are heading for, but in spite of all danger they keep going.

A short note from the Team leader and General manager of TEAM EMOAJ:

"Your future is what lies in front of you, unless you're going to the past. In that case your future lies in the past."

The Minister of Art and Jump is the General Manager of the team. This means that he generally doesn't know how to manage the team. But he tries. The Minister of Art has jumped into more lakes, rivers and seas than anyone else in the team dressed in a suite. On his spare time he likes to chop wood, drive a tractor and redecorate his home. Minister of Art & Jump also believes that he can enter a transitional state of mind when drinking beer. This is his firm belief and he has solved more world-problems doing just that, than anyone else in the team. Even without beer he's a constant source of good ideas. He has the solution for illegal online downloads, but no one listens... As a child he could bend light and move stars on the night skies by will. As a sprouting teenager he listened to mind-expanding music as Pink Floyd, Ultravox and Pete Shelley.

Mr Black Cupid has a long tradition and history of playing with peoples minds and for obnoxious behaviour in general. He is a very stubborn person. He still is a modest man and withholds a jest-ful non-professional attitude. I'm in it for the sheer fun, he says. "And if I can confusious a few minds along the way, hell I'm happy to be at assistance." Some think he's the dark horse in the team. Others know they are right. He's been known to whip a few behinds back into shape and never take no for an answer. This has caused some problems in the future, but perhaps he'll change his stubborn and mysterious ways and become more futile and reconciling. But he doubt's it. When people agrees with him, he gets the feeling of being wrong. He can be very charming, when he wants. Mr Cupid loves to contemplate in the sun with barely no clothes at all. He can do that for weeks...

Maestro Axwik is the orchestrator of the team. The fine-tuned psyche of this man is incredible. He likes to fiddle about and just sit for hours contemplating. He is never in a hurry, he is always patient. He never cross a line (physically) and the talk about the theft of the crown jewels is utter nonsense. Maestro Axwik never underestimates the power of very stupid people in large groups and think that if the supernatural didn't exists - it would have to be invented. Maestro once said "God is the most ignorant person I know, he ignores every prayer I've ever made". It was after that remark he [Maestro] started to do as he pleased and started to alter the world around him in a totally intuitive telepathic and telekinesis way. His sense of fair-play stops him from rigging games to win him immense fortunes and he leaves the politicians alone. No one can mess up things for themselves worse than they already do, he says.

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